Thursday, October 10, 2013

Guest letter to dodger fans

Giants Win is happy to provide a forum for exchange of anti-Dodger points of view -- specifically this letter that arrived in my inbox a day ago .... 
 
Dear dodger fans,
 
Recently I have referred to you as "The Yankees of the West."  Your denials of this are ridiculous.
 
1. Your payroll is upwards of $200 million.
 
2. You lord said payroll over every other team.
 
3. You overpay for talent (see "Grienke, Zack").
 
4. You have resources many other teams simply lack.
 
5. Your arrogance. I don't know of any other team that refers to its style of play in a way such as "The dodger way to play baseball."  There are no trick plays in baseball, so I don't know where you get this. You haven't won a thing since 1988, so cut it out.
 
6. Your fans are the least knowledgeable, most self-entitled and lamest in the game. You are more interested in batted beachballs that batted baseballs. You arrive in the third, leave in the seventh, and act like you're all celebrities. I have never seen a bigger bunch of front-running morons in my life.
 
In short, you and your fans suck. Always have, always will.
 
Sincerely,
 
the rest of baseball.

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