Fun with All-Star voting

My friend Dan had a great way to take the edge off watching the Dodgers hammer the Mets at Chavez Latrine tonight by filling out an All-Star ballot with the least deserving players or the occasional pain in the neck guy like a certain White Sox catcher.

The class-free Dodger fans, in between batting around beach balls and delaying the game six times as balls went on to the field, booed Andruw Jones relentlessly. Jones is probably damn glad that Zito is the guy identified as the biggest free agent bust but Jones has completely forgotten how to hit. Anyhow, here are Dan's selections:

National League
1B Joey Votto Reds
2B Ray Durham Giants
SS Jeff Keppinger Reds
3B Jorge Cantu Marlins
C J.R. Towles Astros
OF Andruw Jones Dodgers
OF Carlos Beltran Mets
OF Dave Roberts Giants

American League
1B Richie Sexson Mariners
2B Mark Grudzielanek Royals
SS L. Hernandez Orioles
3B Eric Chavez Athletics
C AJ Pierzitsky White Sox
DH Frank Catalanotto Rangers
OF Brad Wilkerson Mariners/Released
OF Matt Stairs Blue Jays
OF David DeJesus Royals

My suggestion -- Go ahead and write this guy in