Thursday, April 12, 2007

Giants brilliant plan unveiled!

EXCLUSIVE -- MUST CREDIT GIANTS WIN

Giants Win has learned that the San Francisco Giants' incredibly crappy performance this season is part of a secret plan by the team's management to lull competition into complacency for games later in the year.

"We're going to act like the Devil Rays early on," a team source told Giants Win. "Why do you think we're keeping guys like Armando Benitez, Mark Sweeney, Lance Niekro, Pedro Feliz, Randy Winn and Russ Ortiz on the roster?"

The plan is working to perfection as national baseball writers like ESPN's Jayson Stark declare that it's all over for the Giants this year.

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