Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Sleazy, sleazy, sleazy

That would be the excerpts about Tommy Lasorda from "Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam," thanks to the site Sports By Brooks. Here's the best part from Tommy The Fat Hypocrite, who went out of his way to santimoniously bash Barry Bonds last year.

Sasha/Gibson: "How much time are you looking to spend?"
Lasorda: "I’m not sure, maybe an hour and a half. I don’ t have that much time. How much for that?"
Sasha/Gibson: "It’s $1,000 per hour. So that would cost you $1,500. You can visit her at her place. She lives in the Hollywood area."
Lasorda: "That sounds fine, Sash. I’m looking to get together this week. I’m thinking Thursday late afternoon. I’ve got to get home to the wife for dinner."

Best reactions from posters at McCovey Chronicles --
Moogeee -- Let's take a moment to extend our sympathies to the poor bedraggled skank who was assigned by Madame Gibson to service the Tommy account.
That's laying it on the line (or, more accurately, on the blubber.)
Truly, service above and beyond the noble call of her duty.

howtheyscored -- Lasorda puts the F-A-T in Fatuous.


Anonymous Dan said...

Dean Wormer (Animal House) was right: "Fat and Stupid is no way to go through life, son."

2:05 AM  

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