Dodgers starting another losing streak
The Dodgers managed to end their stupid 11-game winning streak tonight by gagging in a variety of exciting ways --
--Jeff "Clubhouse Cancer" Kent popped up with the bases loaded in the eighth inning.
-- The Dodgers appeared to have Matt Holliday caught in a rundown between third base and home on a double-steal attempt, but Russell Martin gagged and couldn't handle a flip from third baseman Wilson Betemit and Holliday scored.
-- Julio Lugo was picked off first base in the first inning and thrown out attempting to steal home in the fourth.
--J.D. "Crybaby" Drew left in the fourth inning because of a mild strain in his left quadriceps suffered when he charged in on a fly ball an inning earlier. Without a trace of irony, the LA Times said "Drew was listed as day to day but said it was too early to determine if the injury was serious."
MEMO TO THE LA TIMES -- SINCE YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN EDITING THE PAPER FROM A CAVE, LET ME POINT OUT TO YOU THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN APPROPRIATE TO MENTION THE NUMBER OF DISABLED LIST VISITS BY J.D. SINCE HIS NAME GOES WITH THE D.L. LIKE "TOMMY LASORDA" WITH "FAT AND OBNOXIOUS."
--Jeff "Clubhouse Cancer" Kent popped up with the bases loaded in the eighth inning.
-- The Dodgers appeared to have Matt Holliday caught in a rundown between third base and home on a double-steal attempt, but Russell Martin gagged and couldn't handle a flip from third baseman Wilson Betemit and Holliday scored.
-- Julio Lugo was picked off first base in the first inning and thrown out attempting to steal home in the fourth.
--J.D. "Crybaby" Drew left in the fourth inning because of a mild strain in his left quadriceps suffered when he charged in on a fly ball an inning earlier. Without a trace of irony, the LA Times said "Drew was listed as day to day but said it was too early to determine if the injury was serious."
MEMO TO THE LA TIMES -- SINCE YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN EDITING THE PAPER FROM A CAVE, LET ME POINT OUT TO YOU THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN APPROPRIATE TO MENTION THE NUMBER OF DISABLED LIST VISITS BY J.D. SINCE HIS NAME GOES WITH THE D.L. LIKE "TOMMY LASORDA" WITH "FAT AND OBNOXIOUS."
posted by Big D at 2:23 AM
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