A much better post than mine

The always entertaining Bleeding Black and Orange recaps last night's fiasco at Mays Field -- So today the Rangers figured if they couldn't outscore the Giants, they could at least get more players ejected. They had better luck doing that than swinging the bat against Morris. Mark Texiereixiaiana (or however you spell it) even managed to get himself ejected mid-at-bat in the 9th inning. Not only was it in the 9th inning, it was with two out and the tying run on second base.

I'm sure Gerald Laird appreciated coming into an 0-2 at bat with that kind of pressure.

But hey, what else do you expect coming out of a team that was at one time run by the current President of the United States? Rash, hot-headed decisions are what makes an organization great, right?

No, there are no weapons of mass destruction in San Francisco.

Unless you consider Armando Benitez.