I'm Fedexing some more diapers, Armando

MEMO TO ARMANDO BENITEZ -- Perhaps after gagging away the game tonight at Mays Field, now you understand why people question your ability. The 2006 Oakland A's aren't exactly the 1927 Yankees but you certainly make them look that way. But I get the feeling that I'm wasting my time pointing this out because you'll find a way to blame it on someone else -- again.

For those of you with strong stomachs, let's review Blown Save No. 4, shall we?

Top 9TH B:0 S:0 O:0Pitcher Change: Armando Benitez replaces Jeremy Accardo, batting 4th.
Top 9TH B:0 S:0 O:0Defensive Substitution: Jason Ellison replaces left fielder Barry Bonds, batting 9th.
Top 9TH B:0 S:3 O:1Antonio Perez called out on strikes.
Top 9TH B:0 S:1 O:1Jason Kendall singles on a fly ball to right fielder Randy Winn.
Top 9TH B:3 S:2 O:1Bobby Kielty singles on a line drive to left fielder Jason Ellison. Jason Kendall to 3rd.
Top 9TH B:1 S:1 O:2Mark Kotsay out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Steve Finley. Jason Kendall scores.
Top 9TH B:2 S:1 O:2Nick Swisher triples (2) on a fly ball to right fielder Randy Winn. Bobby Kielty scores.
Top 9TH B:4 S:0 O:2Armando Benitez intentionally walks Eric Chavez.
Top 9TH B:1 S:0 O:3Bobby Crosby flies out to center fielder Steve Finley.

MEMO TO BRIAN SABEAN -- GET RID OF THIS LOSER NOW. HE'S DECLARED THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE IN SAN FRANCISCO AND HE'S CERTAINLY PITCHING LIKE IT. CUT YOUR LOSSES AND TRADE HIM BEFORE HE HAS NO VALUE AND BEFORE HIS CRAPPY ATTITUDE TAKES DOWN THE WHOLE TEAM.