Conor Gillaspie homers in the top of the ninth off Mets closer Jeurys Familia.
Gillaspie is not much of a home run hitter, averaging a home run every
33 at bats this season. Familia started the inning, giving up a double
and a walk. The Mets crowd is stunned into silence.
Note that bringing closers into tie games doesn’t always work out, either.
Grant Bisbee at McCovey Chronicles had some fun with his post tonight --
For the next 50 years, you'll see video of
Travis Ishikawa Conor Gillaspie hitting a home run to send the Giants to the World Series
Division Series. Every time it comes on, you'll smile. Every time you
think about it, you'll remember why you follow sports, why you care so
much about something that's supposed to mean nothing. On a bad June day,
when the Giants have lost their eighth straight, you'll click on a
video of Ishikawa's Gillaspie's home run to cheer up
and remind yourself that baseball weaves haphazardly toward a target
that's three miles off the paved road.
Literally Travis Ishikawa Conor Gillaspie.
There are different ways to root and cheer for a team. I used to be
an angry fan. Everything was Scott Spiezio. Everything was Benny
Agbayani. This bled into every move, every roster decision. When the
Giants signed a defense-first catcher who couldn't hit back in 2005, it
made me so danged mad. When the Giants traded for this guy or
that guy, giving up Can't Touch Prospect or Absolutely Can't Touch
Prospect, it ate holes in my stomach for weeks.
If the Giants made the playoffs in those years, and they were forced
to start an ex-prospect who was sleeping on the couch because he had
nowhere else to go -- playing for an injured player, no less -- it would
have sent me over the edge. This is your solution? You went through an entire offseason and trading deadline, and this is the depth you're calling on in the postseason?
That fan is long gone. Maybe he's grown soft and fat. Maybe he's
wiser. Maybe he's progressively dumber, or maybe the sense of
entitlement just shifted over by a few degrees and morphed into
something the old me wouldn't recognize. But I was into the Ishikawa Gillaspie experiment. It was ridiculous. It was comical. Ishikawa's
Gillaspie's contract was printed in comic sans for a team whose story
will be written in wingdings. It didn't make any sense, but neither did
anything else. I was in. If the Giants are going to troll the world,
let's pick a funny player to do it.
Not even joking: That player was Travis Ishikawa Conor Gillaspie, replacing an injured player.
Ishikawa played Gillaspie almost played with Barry
Bonds. He was a semi-prospect on a team that needed real prospects, and
he became an odd backup for the Giants -- a third baseman replacing a
fan favorite. After 2010, I thought he would be the last song on side
four of the 2010 double album. "Remember That Prospect." It would be
2:09 and catchy as all hell, but it wouldn't get any radio play.
Aficionados and enthusiasts only.
Except it wasn't so funny when he took an awful route in left to give the Cardinals an early run in Game 5 of the 2014 NLCS
was starting in a Wild Card Game. You suddenly remembered: That guy
shouldn't be here. Wait a sec, he ... that's not a good defensive
infielder. He doesn't hit enough to pretend to be a good defensive infielder. Isn't he almost in his 30s now? Why is ... how did ... what happened?
Ishikawa Gillaspie is a part of the lore now. Mays
going back on a ball, his hat falling off, spinning around and throwing
the ball in. Will Clark up the middle off Mitch Williams. David Bell
sliding home. Edgar Renteria off Cliff Lee. Marco Scutaro, arms wide,
taking in the rain. Miguel Cabrera looking for a slider that never came.
And Travis Ishikawa Conor Gillaspie sitting on a 2-0 fastball 1-1 sinker, and hitting it as hard as he could.
The Giants won the pennant Wild Card Game. The Giants ... this team of confusing, amazing bozos ... won the pennant Wild Card Game.
We've seen a lot of ridiculous things over the last few years. This
is probably the most ridiculous, which, by the laws of baseball-god
physics, makes it one of the best. Travis Ishikawa Conor Gillaspie hit the home run. Literally Travis Ishikawa Conor Gillaspie.